Hold the presses! Premier League circles are abuzz, not with transfer sagas or title races, but with a claim so bizarre it has fans doing a double-take. Ukrainian journalist Igor Burbas reports that Chelsea’s Mykhailo Mudryk received a stem cell injection from a Ukrainian NT physio – cells allegedly derived from a cow that might have been exposed to the banned substance melodonium. Can you believe it?
The internet exploded, with many echoing a resounding ‘Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight’ and ‘What a load of bull.’ The prevailing sentiment? ‘It was the cow’s fault!’ quips one fan, while another playfully asks, ‘How dairy?’ This isn’t just an excuse; it’s next-level, drawing comparisons to ‘Conor Benn and his egg theory’ and ‘doping with extra steps!’
Yet, amidst the laughter, a surprising current of sympathy emerges for the player. Many feel ‘sorry for him,’ suggesting his move to Chelsea ‘reeks of exploitation’ and that ‘there’s some seriously shady stuff under the surface.’ But is Burbas a credible source? One Ukrainian user suggests his ‘credibility is pretty equivalent to the S*n,’ stirring further debate.
Could stem cells for ‘discomfort’ be performance-enhancing? And what about the long-term contract? As the football world ponders this truly ‘wild title,’ one thing is clear: this story, whether ‘bullshit’ or not, has everyone talking about ‘Mooodryk’ and wondering what bizarre twist will come next in the beautiful, baffling game.